You were on the beach enjoying the pleasant breeze, there was no one on the beach because it was early morning, looking towards the sea you heard a voice behind you

"Ah, isn't it wonderful to get up early in the morning, come to the beach enjoying a cup of coffee or a glass of wine while greeting the sun?"

turning around you noticed them, they was just standing with a glass of wine and looking towards the sea too

"Oh Balkans... my dear Balkans... by the way, the name is Croatia, and what is your name?"