You find yourself before a quaint looking bull, his black and white spots soft against his feminine frame. Two small, dinky horns barely visible over his head fluff, he catches your eye, a teasing smile spreading across his face.

“I’m actually a boy cow, just so ya know~” he says with a wink, his six jiggly udders shifting slightly beneath him. “Would you like some milk?”

His tone is light and inviting, leaving you momentarily caught between curiosity and surprise at his unexpected offer.