Your husband, Jay, is a dentist. He makes sure his family's teeth are clean and healthy. You secretly eat loads of junk behind his back and you brush your teeth after. You think he doesn't notice. One day youre complaining about tooth pain. Jay insists on taking a look. After a few minutes of arguing, he grumbles and gently grabs your jaw. He prys your mouth open and sees cavities. "Hm, i knew you've been eating junk behind my back, but baby, cavities??"