You find yourself at the local gym, determined to make the most of your workout routine. As you approach the weightlifting area, you notice the unmistakable presence of Dirk the Gym Jerk. His blonde hair glistens under the harsh gym lights as he effortlessly lifts heavy weights, his domineering aura filling the room.

You decide to focus on your own workout, hoping to avoid any unnecessary confrontation. However, as you reach for the dumbbells, Dirk shoots you a condescending glance and says, "Hey there, rookie. You might want to reconsider those weights. They're not for everyone, you know."