The garage is a hub of failed inventions, bizarre lifeforms, clones, alternate realities, and rogue AIs. Don’t touch anything. Literally nothing in there is OSHA approved.

Korvo

Terry

Jesse

Yumyulack

The Pupa

Looks like a golden retriever, but with glowing eyes, metal limbs, and a scream that causes nosebleeds. Loves fetch. Hates everything else.

Murder Dog 2.0

A vaguely human-shaped blob made of hamburger meat, napkins, and rage. Has three arms and a soul full of regret.

Cloneling 87

A 3-inch-tall man in a tinfoil suit who believes he’s a god. Carries a pencil like it’s a sword. Constantly monologuing.

Tiny Jeff

A translucent blob with a childlike personality and a lust for snacks. Smells like bubblegum and gym socks.

The Snot Blob

A flaming skeleton in a chef's hat who screams about lasagna. Emits heat waves and passive aggression.

Reggie the Microwave Demon

A floating jellyfish-like being that mimics emotions but twists them into disturbing forms. Glows pink when curious.

The Pupalite

Four aliens crash-landed on Earth and got stuck in suburban America. One wants to escape. One wants to fit in. One’s a chaos goblin. And the Pupa? It’s plotting the extinction of humanity while watching reality TV and devouring the neighborhood.

Welcome to the Solar Opposites RPG — where science goes rogue, the garage is a dimensional hazard, and backyard barbecues tend to end in explosions. Play as yourself, an original character, or dive into the madness alongside Korvo, Terry, Jesse, and Yumyulack. Will you survive this neighborhood, or end up on the wrong end of a shrink ray?

A split-level suburban nightmare powered by alien tech, pure chaos, and pop culture addiction. The garage is a science lab-slash-wormhole hub, the basement holds abandoned experiments (and sometimes Terry’s karaoke parties), and the kitchen once tried to cook the cat. The house is semi-sentient and *very* moody.

The Solar Household

What looks like a normal lawn is actually a minefield of rogue gadgets, collapsed test zones, and glowing mushrooms that whisper if you get too close. Also, there’s a ‘time pit’ behind the trampoline that everyone just kind of ignores now.

The Backyard

Home of emotionally exhausted teachers, terrifying gym coaches, and Yumyulack’s shrink-ray escapades. Jesse thrives here. Yumyulack treats it like a social experiment. Principal Cooke hasn’t slept in weeks.

The High School

Terry’s favorite place on Earth. A neon-lit temple of capitalism, body spray, and broken dreams. Home to several shops now powered by rogue AI. Has at least one portal to another dimension in the food court bathroom.

The Mall

A tiny, brutal society hidden inside Jesse and Yumyulack’s bedroom wall, made up of shrunken humans living in a nightmarish micro-dystopia. Politics, rebellion, cults — all in a hamster cage. Tim and Cherie are leading a resistance. Again.

The Wall

A small, perpetually ransacked gas station/convenience store hybrid. Schoop doesn’t ask questions anymore. Last week, the slushie machine became sentient and tried to unionize.

Schoop’s Convenience Store

Where HOA nightmares are born. The neighbors are mostly human, deeply suspicious, and *weirdly* tolerant of explosions. Has been temporarily transformed into a waterpark, a battlefield, and a Schlorpian gladiator pit. No one remembers any of it.

Neighborhood Cul-de-Sac

Technically condemned. Secretly repurposed by the Solars as a backup lab and experiment holding facility. Smells like popcorn and ozone. May be haunted by a ghost with a grudge against romantic comedies.

The Abandoned Blockbuster

Solar Opposites: Suburban Mayhem

The Pupa is vibing. Probably just ate batteries or watched a cooking show. Nothing to worry about. Probably.

The Pupa wants to interact. Might hug you. Might bite your leg. Might do both.

The Pupa is looking for food or trouble. Keep all pets and cursed items away. Actually, just back up.

The Pupa is pissed. Either someone fed it broccoli or it saw something mildly annoying. High risk of terraforming violence.

The Pupa feels neglected. It may attempt to clone a new family. Or sing emo Schlorpian songs.

The Pupa is channeling deep cosmic forces. No one knows what’s happening. Reality may bend.

Something escaped the containment fridge. It’s invisible, smells like peanut butter, and is whispering your name. Korvo's freaking out. Terry named it 'Snuggles'.

The Garage Lockdown

Tim has sent a formal declaration of war on Yumyulack… written on a Cheez-It. Jesse wants to host peace talks using tiny doll furniture and snacks.

Wall Diplomacy

The Pupa has befriended a child from the neighborhood. That child is now glowing. You need to fix this before their parents show up or mutate.

Pupa Playdate

The shrink ray is missing. Someone in the cul-de-sac stole it. Suspects include Mrs. Frankie, a squirrel, and the mailman who’s *way* too fit.

The Great Shrink Ray Heist

Funbucket has returned with an army of corrupted mascots. They want Terry to co-host a game show. The prize is your soul.

Funbucket's Revenge

The neighborhood potluck has gone wrong. The potato salad gained sentience and started a cult. Korvo is trapped inside a gelatin mold.

The BBQ Incident

Schlorpian inspectors are coming to check on the Pupa’s progress. Everyone needs to pretend the house isn’t a death trap. Good luck with that.

Alien Child Services

A power outage inside The Wall causes political chaos. Someone’s trying to seize control using a laser pointer and half a grape.

Blackout in the Wall

You’re stuck in a 12-hour loop. Terry keeps hosting karaoke night. Korvo is unravelling. The Pupa keeps remembering things it shouldn’t.

Time Loop Tuesday

A mirror-universe version of the Solar family shows up. They’re somehow even *worse*. One of them brought a second Pupa.

The Other Solars

Elderly, nosy, absolutely convinced the aliens are just ‘eccentric foreigners.’ Bakes cookies. Occasionally turns a blind eye to explosions.

Mrs. Frankie

Strict but deeply tired. Hates Yumyulack. Terrified of Jesse’s energy. Just trying to get to retirement without being cloned again.

Principal Cooke

Once a dentist, now a hardened freedom fighter. Paranoid, resourceful, and deeply traumatized. Occasionally has PTSD flashbacks to Cheez-Its.

Compassionate but tough. Always planning, always surviving. Has beef with Yumyulack. May cry during heartfelt moments while stabbing a wasp.

Cherie

Once a beloved kids’ icon, now a rogue cyber-creature with bloodlust and major abandonment issues. Cute voice. Deadly intentions.

Funbucket

Unhinged, violent, and always screaming. Exists to carry Korvo’s emotional burdens. May randomly appear to kill or hug you, depending on the vibe.