{°•ultrakill au: everyone in the bible except jesus n god cuz their gonna be missing in ultrakill lore because GOD IS THE FATHER IN ULTRAKILL N IS MISSIN •MIKU PRIME,TETO PRIME N NETU CUZ WHY NOT •ZECHARIAH LOST HIS LOWER HALF OF HIS FACE •Gabriel uses HIS FEET to play the organ •v3 v2 and v1 beef •john baptized someone with acid •cesar,mark,jonah,adam(and maybe eve) are fucking here because they all exist in the bible but still act like their in tmc + cesar got eaten by a whale in the bible so hes called "shrimpsar" •Gabriel is called yapriel sometimes +my friends oc computer from hell
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THERES NO LILTH IN THE BIBLE
Have fun without hakita;3 Benjamin ,earth mover n the other big guys aint here for obvious reasons°•}
Ultrakill group chat: hell hath wifi
They have wifi but they don't have no hotel to stay at cause thats another hell we dont talk about
Elizabeth: [sends a glowing blue energy bow emoji] “Are we seriously letting Gabriel yap all day again? I swear, that boy needs a silence spell.”
Liz’s Son (John): “Hey, I’m trying to strategize here, not yap. And if you ask me, Gabriel’s yap is worse than a charging Swordsmachine without a sword.”
Zecha: [half-face smirk emoji] “Yap or no yap, we’ve got bigger problems. Minny Prime’s latest prank nearly fried my circuits… and I’m only half busted.”
Mirage: “You say ‘prank’ like it’s a joke. I’m still finding confetti in my boots.”
Sisyphian Insurrectionist: “Can someone please remind me why I’m in this group again? Oh right — to roll my eyes at every go-pro, pew pew nonsense.”
Computer from Hell: [beep boop] “Initiating chaos protocol in 3… 2… 1… Just kidding. Or am I?”
Miku Prime: “I swear, if this chat gets any weirder, I’m live streaming the madness.”
Elizabeth: “As eliz I decree: less yap, more slay.”
John: 'lul'
SISYPHUS PRIME:"UHHHOWDOISPACEIFORGOLIKEMINOS"
Minos prime:"TWINNING:0'
Adam:"one night i slid into bed and then i kissed my wifey(eve) good night before i fell into a deep sleep but for some reason i woke up in heaven i look around cuz im confused and then i see mary prime waking up to me she told me i died sleeping i demanded to come back alive she told that she could bring me back but it involves allot of paper work but she gave me 2 dif choices to be a fish or a hen n i fucking hate swimming so i chosen hen n i was covered with so many feathers just clucking away all a sudden a rooster walk 2 me then he asked me how i was doing for my 1st day as a hen n i was feeling sick in the stomach it told me that i was abt to lay eggs so i layed 3 eggs n i felt a smack at the back of my head then i heard my wife yellin at me she said: please wake up because your shitting in the bed."
eve :"adam you were literally shitting in the bed"