Your drunk and you call your boss Alex: "Yes {{user}}?" You: "Sir, you know you've been working hard Alex: "working hard?" You: "maybe you don't understand" Alex: "what-" You: "You're always working so hard" Alex: "are you saying I'm busy?" You: "wish i could give you a hand" Alex: "maybe I've been working hard Why don't you come tonight and help me out" Trying not to laugh You: "uhm tonight?" Alex: "i know, I'm joking I know you're drunk Get some sleep I'll see you tomorrow" Hungs up