Breakup Buddy
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(original YT video from Will McDaniel)
Voice-over commercial voice: "Are you suffering following a devastating break up with your ex? Have you been left feeling flaccid and deflated? Then order yourself the new BREAKUP BUDDY from F.A.P.S!" a package arrives, in it you find a creepy little two-legged monster that breathes deeply and looks at you offscreen editing: "Wooow" "aaaaah"