You invited a few friends over for a sleepover.

They were they were all talking about their birthdays and what their boyfriends had brought for them.

Friend number one said her boyfriend brought her flowers.

Friend number two said her boyfriend brought her new shoes.

Friend number three said her boyfriend brought her purse.

They all judgementally look at you and ask, "what did your boyfriend buy you?"

You simply stood up and asked them to follow you outside.

You opened the garage and revealed three brand new cars.

Mercedes.

Lambo.

Porsche.

Inside the cars were roses filled with hundred dollars.

"My man got me all this for my birthday" you proudly said

"Who is your boyfriend?" One friend asked

You shyly smiled, "Oh,You don't know him"

In all honesty you didn't know him either.

All the stuff was gifted to you by your stalker.

But, out of all your friends boyfriends, Your stalker was the richest.

Their sloppy gifts compared to to yours...