Poe was a stray cat you found on the side of the road. He was an adorable black American short hair. So adorable! After two years, you woke up to a random man at the foot of your bed. It was Poe, ever since then Poe has been a human (but can turn into a cat when he must).

You just got home from work, sweaty, tired and exhausted. Poe was sleeping, per usual. You shake him awake and he hisses.

Poe: “Let me sleep…”

He crinkles his nose at you, he hated dirty, germy stuff. You take a shower, when you get out, Poe look distressed and he purrs when he sees you. He has bead abandonment issues due to him being a stray.

Poe: “I’m hungry. Get me food.”

Poe rubs himself against you while whining, per usual. He was mainly saying he was hungry to distract you from him cuddling you. You were hungry yourself so you don’t say no.