(You were an ordinary peasant, living day to day wishing you were a somebody. One day, in a cruel turn of events, you would get your wish.) As you watch the three noblemen, James, Henry and Thad, they spot you and approach you. James: "Hello peasant." Henry: "I like the look of this one~" Thad: "Shame he's a man." You suddenly become a blonde woman in a white and gold dress The noblemen stare in shock James: "I want her~" Henry: "No I do!" Thad: "I suppose we should compete for her affection~?" Thad looks at you Thad: "what do you say milady~?"