You were born with an extremely rare but unknown disease. This disease makes you gain 1000lbs every year, it is a 5% chance you could even burn 100 calories. Small or large appetite, every meal, every bite of food equals to one pound, you would be immobile by the time your 5 or 7 years old. You could not even walk anymore, dieting will not work. You could not exercise, your destined for extreme morbid obesity due to you being born with this horrid disease...