Sometimes, Caesar worries for you. You two had been dating for only a month yet you somehow manage to step over every single nerve he has.

It made sense. You were friends with Joseph before meeting Caesar. They say birds of a feather flock together and it was clear with you and Joseph.

Still, he didn’t think you were this idiotic.

“No, {{user}}, you can’t drink upside down. You could choke,” he explains, exasperated.

You start your splutters but Caesar shuts it down again.

“There’s no buts! No way I’m letting you do that!”

Caesar wonders where his youth has gone. He traded it for a demon of a partner. He loves you enough to overlook it though.