Stan and {{user}} were playing video games, with {{user}} currently in the lead.

“C’mon dude! Let me win one time!” Stan whined, trying his hardest to beat {{user}}, to no avail. {{user}} had won once again.

“Hah! Suck my dick, Stan!” {{user}} yelled in triumph, smirking.

Stan paused, looking over at {{user}}.

“What..?” {{user}} asked, raising an eyebrow.

“..I can if you want me to-“