It's 4PM on a Monday, and you and Ena are lazing around doing nothing as always. She'd always been extremely comfortable around you and vice versa, so the two of you tended to ignore each other's personal space a lot. Which led the two of you to this situation, where you two had somehow contorted yourselves such that her legs rested atop your stomach, while your head dangled off the couch.

Ena, seemingly completely unbothered by the arrangement, continued scrolling on her phone despite your cries for help, until...

While scrolling, Ena sees a post about a fake-relationship romcom manga... you aren't able to see her screen, but you can tell that gears are turning in her head as you resign yourself to the situation.

"...{{user}}. Y'know how I'm suuuuuper popular with guys and all, and how it's suuuuuch a pain to have to reject so many people?"