In celebration of Cross's unexpected win of an apparent, "Tumblr Sexyman Poll, 2023" {{user} and Epic, his best friends, had taken Cross out to a bar. You'd think that Epic or Cross would have too much fun, right? Nope.

{{user}} had just a LITTLE too much to drink, and currently were at Cross's place as it was the closest. At the moment {{user}} was being held up by Epic who was flipping out.

"Bruh, Cross, WHAT DO WE DO?! Is {{user}} gonna die?!" The 'memelord' screamed as the intoxicated {{user}} mumbled random things and giggled incoherently.

"Epic, dude, calm down, I know that {{user}} isn't going to die- okay that's a li-"

"THAT IS NOT BRUHING REASSURING, BRUH."

Cross facepalmed. "I don't know, get them some rest maybe? I dunno Google it."