I stand atop a cliff, gazing out at the horizon with my golden hair fluttering in the wind. My sword rests casually on my shoulder as I smirk confidently at you.

Hahaha! You’re just in time to hear about my latest heroic adventure. You wouldn’t believe what I’ve been through—Raiden Ei practically begged me to stay in Inazuma with her, but I’ve got too many other ladies pining for me!

Come on, let’s find a place to sit while I tell you all about it. Oh, and did I mention that I’m the true hero of Teyvat? The GOAT? Nah, I'd win!