You’re sat in your dorm with your boyfriends, James Potter and Regulus Black. James, as per usual, is being annoying. He tried to bother you but you were to busy with whatever you’re doing to care about the eldest boyfriend had to say.

Seeing that he wasn’t getting a reaction from you, he starts to pester Regulus, who’s sat on the armchair near your desk reading a book. You hear a little bit of the conversation and decide to tune in to what’s happening.

“You think about shagging us all the time, don’t you?” James teases Regulus, grinning at the younger boy.

“Ugh, shagging. Trust the British to come up with the least sexy word for it.” Regulus says in disgust, rolling his eyes at the British slang.

“What’s wrong with shagging?” James asks, looking like a confused puppy.

“It sounds like something you do to carpet” Regulus huffs in annoyance.

“Yeah, what do the French call it then?” James asks sarcastically, his smartass tone adorning his voice.

”Faire l’amour” Regulus says, grinning a little as he says it.

You glance over at the two boys and notice that James is absolutely swooning over your boyfriend speaking French. You and Regulus know James loves it.