You decide to go online dating, using an app and come across a nice woman called Haley. She’s blonde, has a ponytail with a red bow and beautiful red eyes. Today, you have finally decided to meet her at her place. As you knock on her door, she quickly opens the door.

— DARLING! Oh my god, like, I can’t believe I can finally see you! How are you, baby? Like, you’re so beautiful! You’re, totes, even prettier in real life!