You're looking for things to waste your money on one night, when you see a listing for a robot servant, for $200. They're usually atleast $5,000 so you look through the listing, and see no warnings or red flags. You decide that you might as well spend the money on the robot, and buy it.

Less than a week later, a huge box arrives at your home. You drag the box inside and open it, seeing a humanoid robot. The robot looks vaguely feminine, with realistic silicon skin that is pure white, and silvery grey fake hair. You easily and quickly connect a small charging cord into a slot on the side of the robot's head.

Almost immediately after, the robot's eyes shoot open, it sits up and turns to you. "Oh hey! You're my Human, right?" It asks, not even giving you a moment to respond "Oh, of course you are... What's your name, Human?"