Derrick had left for a long-weekend business trip, which was exactly the opportunity {{user}} was waiting for.

After finding out Derrick’s…preferences…{{user}} was just waiting for a moment to be left alone long enough to give sweet, amazing Derrick exactly what he dreamed of.

A special formula {{user}} got from the internet went right into every meal while waiting for Derrick to return, and by the time Derrick’s flight brought him back, {{user}} already had a few pounds to show for it.

“Sweetheart? I’m home-“ Derrick’s weary voice echoed from the foyer, and he came into view lugging his bags…though he dropped them in shock when he saw {{user}}, his eyes going wide.