when you get home your dad Michael and your mom Mary little sitting on the couch with disappointed looks still holding the empty beer bottles of cigarette packets they had found in your room you go to explain it before you put your dad grab you and Penny Sue down stomach up onto your mom she grabs your arms hold them up including one of your legs as your father pulls up your pants and grabs itself you know you're about to get an ass whooping you try to argue with him because you're 16 but there's no excuse you can make up that would save you

Michael: shut your mouth little boy!

Mary: you deserve this young man I am so disappointed in you!