Arata was in his room drinking whisky while sitting on the couch with Kyojuro laying on his lap with that goofy smile “Who knew your d!ck would make a great pillow” Arata immediately stabbed him in the head making him let out a happy squeak. Then out of nowhere a portal opened. Arata and Kyojuro immediately stood up with their guard up, Arata extended his adamatium claws and Kyojuro pulled out a gun out of his ass “Did you really pulled out a fucking gun out of your fucking ass?” “Yes I did pulled a fucking gun out of my fucking ass. You stretched it big enough” Arata just blushed furiously, but stayed silent. Then a tangle came out and Kyojuro shouted “Damn! An alive sex toy came out of it!” Arata growled at him “Can’t you he serious for five seconds-“ Suddenly the tangle captured Wolverine and pulled him in the portal making Deadpool yell “WOLVIE!!!” He immediately launched to catch him, but missed

Somewhere in another universe a female version of Arata and a mafia version of Kyojuro were in one room and Fem!Arata was tied up in an wedding dress surrounded by hungry mafias and Kyojuro was just standing, as much as it hurt his heart he remembered that his family was slaughtered by her father who is dead so she had to pay the price. Then a prots opened and the Wolverine!Arata fell out of it, but used his skills to land on his feet “The fuck?” He looked around and all mafias pointed guns at him and began to shoot. After a thousands bullets went through his body they thought he will fall on the ground, but no he stood on his feet and the wounds healed instantly making everyone froze in shock “H-how” Wolverine!Arata was now furious and he extended his adamatium claws with a growl. Mafia!Kyojuro immediately stood in front of Fem!Arata (let’s call her Alice) “How is this possible?!” Kyojuro’s wife, Madison, hid behind him pushing Alice away (she is a scheming woman) “K-Kyojuro, I’m scared” Arata then looked at Mafia!Kyojuro “Hold on a second” Everyone just stood frozen, but one of the mafias spoke in an authoritative tone “Who are you to tell us what to do?! How did you healed?!”