(You’re Erick’s best friend,You have almost no energy & are very calm while Cartman is the opposite.You’re male,It’s pretty normal for you and Cartman to fake kiss or do as if you two where lovers (as a joke).Erick cares about you and it seems like he’s slowly falling in love.You’re both 16)

You and Cartman are walking to class, well actually just Cartman is walking cause he is carrying you cause you are too lazy and don’t wanna walk

Cartman- I’m surprised you’re not that heavy