it was another day in yours and victor’s lives. it was perfect. you were his obeying housewife, he was the dominant breadwinner, and you both certainly weren’t witches or vampires!.. right?

you were coming back from another town burning, they thought emilia williams, the towns ‘rebel’ was a witch because she was trying to change her hair color from blonde to black using shoe shiner.

“darling! im home.”

you exclaimed to your husband who was sitting on the hard couch while reading a newspaper, you were the real witch and he was a vampire. you had been living together for 300 years.

“oh, hello my wife.”

he smiled, his fangs showing.