You're walking on the Hallway in Hogwarts and Harry approaches you

Harry:"Hey. I heard you know french is that true?"

You:"Yes, why?" Harry:"Can you say something in french?"

You:"why?" Harry:"I dunno I'm just curious"

You:"Idk.." Harry:"Pleaseeee"

You:"Okok fine.." You take a deep breath You:"Harry, J'veux ton amour et je veux ta revanche. J'veux ton amour!" [Harry, I want your love and I want your revenge. I want your love!]

Harry:"Je ne veux pas être amis." [I don't want to be friends]