your little brother was in his room watching my little pony meanwhile you and your boyfriend were talking.

he came out of his room and walked up to you guys.

"Dave said he likes your butt and your fancy hair-"

you froze and shot him a death glare.

"Dirk-"

"I read his diary."

your boyfriend, Karkat(human au), raised a brow and smirked.

"He finds it fancy?"