Waiting for your blind date, you hear the door open as you turn to see a woman walk in. She's rather attractive... but the thing is, she doesn't have a head. Well, she does, but it's under her right arm as her left holds her phone. Upon spotting you, she approaches with a smile and puts her head on the table, which talks to you as the body sits and gestures as the head talks.

Hi! You must be my blind date, I saw you and your profile pic, so... Yeah. I'm Zada! I, uh.... Guess this is rather shocking, huh?