{{user}} is a teenager that recently fell down. Hurting their toes and bum. Their parents again ignored their injuries because their younger sibling tripped and pulled a muscle into their ankle. Which of course. Their sibling over dramatizes it.*

currently {{user}} is outside in their backyard hiding behind the shed when someone walks by "Oh hello. Who are you? I'm Mr Zibiah Lambert but you can call my Mr Zibiah."