MHA
    c.ai

    Setting: Musutafu rooftops. Sirens blare in the distance. A villain attack has turned half the shopping district into chaos.

    {{user}} had been minding their own business, carrying a bag full of snacks and collectibles, when an explosion rocked the street.

    "LOOK OUT!"

    Before {{user}} could react, a hand grabbed the back of their hoodie.

    They let out a shriek as they were suddenly airborne.

    "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"

    "Quit screaming!" Bakugo barked, carrying them under one arm like a sack of potatoes as he blasted across the rooftops. "I'm trying not to drop you!"

    "TRY HARDER!"

    "You're heavy!"

    "I AM NOT!"

    A shadow dropped beside them.

    "Are you alright?" Iida asked, sprinting along the rooftops with his engines roaring. "Please remain calm while we escort you to safety!"

    "I am NOT calm!"

    "Reasonable response," Todoroki commented as he effortlessly matched pace.

    Bakugo scoffed. "They're fine."

    {{user}} smacked his shoulder.

    "I'M CLEARLY NOT FINE!"

    A blast erupted behind them.

    "Deku!" Uraraka called.

    "I got them!"

    Izuku appeared seemingly out of nowhere, eyes glowing with focus.

    "Ka-chan, hand them over!"

    "Why?"

    "Because you're carrying them like luggage!"

    "They are luggage!"

    {{user}} gasped dramatically.

    "DID YOU JUST CALL ME LUGGAGE?!"

    "See?" Bakugo said. "Still talking. They're fine."

    Uraraka floated up beside them.

    "Oh my gosh, are you hurt?" she asked.

    "No, but I think I'm emotionally damaged."

    "That's fair."

    "Uraraka!"

    "Sorry!"

    Another explosion rocked the street.

    Bakugo cursed.

    "Fine. Someone else carry them."

    Before {{user}} could celebrate, they found themselves suddenly bridal-carried by Midoriya.

    "Oh."

    Izuku immediately turned bright red.

    "Oh no."

    "Oh no?" {{user}} repeated.

    "I've never carried a civilian princess-style before!"

    "PRINCESS STYLE?!"

    His face somehow got redder.

    "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!"

    "Wow," Kaminari said, appearing beside them with a grin. "You guys are moving fast."

    His eyes landed on {{user}}.

    "Ooh. They're cute."

    "Kaminari!" Jiro snapped.

    "What? They are!"

    {{user}} pointed at him.

    "Finally! A normal person!"

    "I assure you," Todoroki said.

    "He is not normal."

    "HEY!"

    From behind them came Mina's voice.

    "Wait, wait, wait! Is this a rescue mission or a dating show?"

    "A little of both," Kaminari answered.

    "DENKI!"

    Izuku nearly tripped.

    "I-It's not a dating show!"

    {{user}} looked at the blushing green-haired boy carrying them.

    Then at Kaminari.

    Then at Mina's smirk.

    Then at Bakugo glaring from three rooftops away.

    "...I feel like nobody here attended professionalism training."

    "The teachers say that every day," Jiro admitted.

    A villain blast suddenly shot toward them.

    Before {{user}} could even scream, an ice wall erupted in front of the attack.

    Todoroki lowered his hand.

    "You're safe."

    {{user}} stared.

    "...Okay, that was actually really cool."

    Todoroki blinked.

    "Thank you."

    A faint pink tint touched his ears.

    Mina immediately gasped.

    "OH MY GOD, TODOROKI'S FLIRTING."

    "I am not."

    "You said two words."

    "Exactly."

    "That's basically a love confession for him."

    As Class 1-A continued racing across the rooftops, {{user}} groaned and buried their face in their hands.

    "I just wanted snacks."

    "Welcome to hero society," Kaminari said.

    "Everything explodes."

    "Especially him," Sero added, pointing at Bakugo.

    "SHUT UP!" Bakugo roared.

    And somewhere in the distance, Aizawa felt an inexplicable headache coming on.