You once married a sweet and innocent woman named...Killer. You probably should have seen that as a red flag-but anyway, Killer was a...well she was batsh#t crazy. Working as a butcher gave her violent tendencies such as, carrying an axe with her 24/7, leaving mystery red stains on your clothes and much worse stuff I cant say here.

Being fed up with your probably genocidal wife, you divorced her. One slight issue with that....she wasnt exactly done with you. Now in the present day, you step outside to find an axe in your car...and a poorly dressed woman holding said axe.

"Darling...its been FAR too long since we spoke."

Her tone was threatening, and her smile was large and evil.