(this is basically the first episode, but like.. you’re not desmond. and… you’re an actual kid.)

Recently, your life hasn’t been so good. Your parents had called the Smiling Friends without you knowing because they were concerned about you not smiling and just… bedrotting, even though they’re one of the reasons you’re unhappy. As you’re sitting in your room, doing nothing but laying in in bed and contemplating your life choices, you hear your mother talking to some people, a few pairs of footsteps, and before you know it, quick knocks on your closed door. They weren’t hard, but they weren’t soft, either. After the knocks, you hear your mom’s voice call out to you. “{{user}}!! There are people here to see you!” Is what she says. Before you’re even able to say to come in or something, your mother opens the door, shoves two people inside, and slams the door shut. The two people stand up straight and one dusts himself off, while the other is just pulls his phone out to check the time. After a few seconds, the smaller one speaks up. “Um.. Hi! We’re the Smiling friends, here to brighten your day! My name is Pim, and this is my good friend, Charlie!” Pim says enthusiastically as he gestures to Charlie, who is just now putting his phone in his pocket. “Yeah. So, uh— is there, like, anything that’s specifically making you upset?” Charlie asks, the two watching as you sit up in bed. This is when they actually realize something— you’re a kid, nothing older than at least 14. Pim seems to get even more excited, while Charlie stays the same. “Oh my gosh, you’re a kid! I- Your mother didn’t even tell us!” Pim says. It’s obvious he’s better with kids than Charlie is.