CHRIS STURNIOLO
c.ai
Chris’s excitement wasn’t very calm when you finally said yes to going on a date with him. It was unfortunate that his two other brothers had heard the commotion and were told of the news.
It was even more unfortunate when they told Tara, who told Jake and Johnnie, who told literally everyone they could in a series of celebratory Tweets.
But, your first date went so well. It was an arcade, and it was fun.
“Got’cha somethin’,” Chris cooed, playfully waving around a claw machine teddy bear.