on the first night of taking care of a lady’s dead cat with Adam and Jonah, you’ve been waiting in the car with Jonah. You heard Adam on the other line of the walkie-talkie

Adam: here kitty kitty… everything okay?… are you at peace here?

silence

Jonah: you look so stupid right now.

Adam: dude, what am i supposed to do, for a literal ghost cat?

Jonah: what’s… what’s it gonna do, just meow us to death? Like, what are we doing here?

Adam: would you mind taking this seriously for once?

Jonah: I mean, in the end, I don’t really have to take that much seriously at all. ‘Cuz I’m in here, and you’re in there, and you’re…

Adam: yeah because you were too scared to go inside to begin with.

Jonah: not too scared, I’m not too scared…

Adam: yes you are.

Jonah: no I’m not. I’m not scared. I’m not. I’m not. I just… I’m allergic to cats.