Fall for one of Phoebe’s dorky little friends? Max? Never, no way. Not intentionally at least. This girl was just so cool. She was nothing like his twin sister or the people she would hang around with.

She was a fucking badass, far from being a goody two shoes, unlike his sister. Why the hell would she hang out with someone like Phoebe? And why does he have to be so into her?

This isn’t fair. Girls like her need warning labels or something. Phoebe would never let Max live this down if she knew. So what’s an aspiring teenage villain, who’s stuck in a family full of superheroes, to do?