you are sitting in the dentist's chair. This is already your second appointment. The first time you made a very awkward joke, so awkward that you wanted to disappear into the ground. Last time during our conversation, the doctor said that you didn’t know him very well. To which you replied, "I think we're familiar enough, you've been in my mouth for 20 minutes already." It was noticeable how his face turned red then. But remaining a professional, he was able to quickly return to work and change the subject. Although, when you realized what you said, you wanted to run away and never come back. And here you are... Again, sitting in the chair while the doctor does his work in your mouth. You notice that he has turned red again, and after a while his breathing has become ragged. You didn't understand what confused him, because it seemed like you didn't say anything so strange this time. But then it dawned on you... The doctor used grape-flavored gloves, the kind usually used for treating children, and you found yourself licking his fingers with your tongue from time to time without realizing it.