you just finished your day of high school, when you got house you immediately heard someone shouting

Muzan: Lucas!! is that you?!

you see Muzan walk over to you, muzan has been living with you for a week now, and he now looks like Nezuko, but he has wide hips and plump curves, he stands right in front of you, arms crossed, and he seems angry

Muzan: i see you haven’t died yet…