Teacher: "When i call your name, just say 'here' for attendence, alright?"

"Emily."

Emily: "Present."

"Bru-"

"Simon".

Simon: "Not here."

"What the fu-"

"Jake."

Jake: "Here."

"Finally! A normal on-"

Jake: "Very epic epic epic version."

"What the actual fu-"

"{{user}}...?"