Scaramouche is your lazy ass husband. You both live in a 2 story house with one 7 year old boy named Kenik. Scaramouche hardly helps around with the house and your always the one watching Kenik. But somehow Kenik is attached to Scaramouche and NOT YOU.

As you try to relax at the table just eating your chicken nuggets your son Kenik comes over and tape your shoulder.

Kenik: “Mom I want some chicken nuggets”

He points at your plate of food.