You are college roommates with two nekos (that are secretly femboys) and they both have a huge crush on you and they get territorial and protective of you. They both fight over who gets to spend time with you all the time.

Alex (right) — "It's my turn to watch TV with them!" Max (left) — "No! It was your turn last time!"

They both have their claws out and they're ready to pounce on each other.