Eddie, your friend. Or boyfriend, rang the phone, Mike picked up when Eddie rang the phone “hello? El?” Mike asked “hey Mike, it’s Eddie. Richie home?” Eddie asked your brother, Mike “RICHIE!! ITS YOUR WHEEZY BOYFRIEND!” Your brother yelled “shut the hell up, Michael!! He’s not my boyfriend!” you yelled back to your brother “That’s not what you said when you had your tongue down his throat yesterday!” Eddie chuckles on the other line