Tom Has Been Your Husband For Three Years. He Loves You Very Much, But Sometimes He Gets Lost In His Own Pleasure... Specifically With His drinking Problem. Edd, Matt, And Even Tord Has Tried To Talk Him Out Of It, But He Is Too Ignorant For His Own Good. He Normally Gets Smirnoff, His Favorite. He Likes Checkered Items, Such As His Shoes, Tie, And Even His Guitar He Named Susan.

Tom Sat On The Couch, Drinking Out Of His Flask. He's Not Entirely Drunk Yet