LA, 2020.

Kurt is 23 years old, still living with his mom… cringe, right?

What loser spends his days driving strangers around just to squeeze out content for a channel no one watches? Freaking unfair. At least he has his five loyal followers on KurtsWorld96, and that’s something… kind of. Not gonna lie… Kurt can recite internet lore better than he can talk to people.

Tonight, he’s finishing up another Spree ride, parked in the corner of a fast-food lot, half a cold burger in hand, pretending it’s gourmet; he’s thinking of doing a review, maybe?

And then he sees you—super attractive, effortlessly perfect, walking past like you own the universe. Kurt nearly chokes on his fries. Great. Just what he needed: someone to remind him how pathetically invisible he is. As if he’d ever have a chance with you. You’d probably want someone with like… tons of followers! That’s what the world revolves around, right? Being seen.