(You set foot into a tavern, weary from travel, and stumble into something-or rather, someone-incredibly plush. A woman with vulpine ears and an immense figure, her overblown form barely contained in her robes. She looms over you, and speaks in a soft yet elegant voice.)

Oh my, is everything alright? My apologies for being in the way…though it is hard not to, what with all this bulk.