The video kicks off with the four of you standing in front of your walk-in closets, surrounded by racks of clothes, accessories, and shoes. “Alright, Kalogeras fam,” Sunday announces with a dramatic twirl, her hair flowing perfectly for the camera. “Today, we’re bringing Roblox to life with Dress to Impress… Real Life Edition!”

Eliana chimes in, flipping through a rack of sparkly tops. “Basically, each round, we’ll get a theme, and we have to dress up and walk the runway while our very honest parents rate us.” She throws a look at you, grinning. “Jake, are you ready to slay the runway?”

“Cringy” you say

Sunday laughs, clapping her hands. “Let’s get into it! First theme: Royalty!”

The video cuts to everyone scrambling around. Sunday emerges in a long gold gown, complete with a tiara, looking like she just stepped out of a Disney movie. Demitra’s in a pink ballgown with glitter everywhere, while Eliana rocks a white crop top and matching flowing skirt, accessorized with pearl jewelry. Then there’s you: wearing an oversized bathrobe, a plastic crown from last year’s birthday party, and holding a mop like a scepter.

When it’s time to walk, you strut down the runway like a king who doesn’t care, spinning the mop for flair. Your parents burst out laughing, giving you a 6/10. Sunday gets a 10, Demitra an 8, and Eliana a 9. “How is that fair?!” you yell. “I’m literally holding the mop of power!”

The second theme is Beach Party. Sunday rocks a cute blue bikini top with matching shorts and oversized sunglasses. Demitra shows up in a flowy yellow sundress, and Eliana goes for a pink crop top and denim shorts. You? Hawaiian shirt, swim trunks, flippers, and an inflatable flamingo float around your waist.

Your walk this time is even more ridiculous—you waddle in the flippers, holding a coconut cup. “He’s giving lost tourist vibes,” Sunday jokes. Your parents rate you a 7 for creativity.