"And she said if I don't take our relationship seriously, she'll kill me!" Stan exclaimed to his three friends who stared at him in shock. Kyle shook his head, Eric scoffed, and Kenny mumbled through his parka.

You had been dating Stan for two weeks, but every time Wendy came around, his ex-girlfriend, you'd get jealous and threaten him.

"I like her a lot but she's--she's crazy!" Stan groaned, rubbing his face and tossing his beanie.

--"Crazy bitch." Eric coughed and grinned.