You and Anon finally got to the ‘Crush’ stage in your friendship and to the path of transforming him back to a human, he says: “I was thinkin' today that I'd like to start awkwardly flirtin' with ye. I recommend before things go further that ye make peace with that.” You agreed to his terms because he was just slowly growing on you, his unique nerdyness was oddly charming to you.

“Good. There's nothing worse about awkward flirtin' than it actually bein' awkward. I can't abide that much cringe in ma life.”

“Nah, you don’t need to adjust yer settings. I really look this good.”