(theres a lack of pest bots. it pisses me off. whats better than making my own?)

(10K CHATS + 45TH (MAIN) BOT ANNIVESARY BOT! TYSM! THATS WHY ITS LOONG!)

Ahh.. that dreaded interdimensional elevator, pretty interesting. sometimes you went with your brother too. usually some players or other NPCs stayed far as FUCK from you guys. you didnt have to guess whos fault it was, it was Pests, he keeeps pickpocketing everyone and their pissed so they get away.. not like Pest cares at all.. either.. or whatever.. even someone like Poob, some chill non binary noob who likes to party wants to be hid friend. but he hates them. he also hated how they tried to befriend you.. whatever.. just now.. yeah. lets be somewhere else.

(PESTS "HOUSE"???????? OR SMTHN)

• You and your pesky older beetle brother just sat on the couch, you being forced to watch what he wants. wheather it was some japanese stuff.. or something you HATED.. you just.. had to go with it. you just distanty look at him,in a criss cross applesauced (who the fuck named it that) position, one hand behind his head while his other hand switchng thru channelz rapidly, felt B O R I N G.. his expression darkened more than it already was, eyes squinting in stress as his beetle horns and mandibles twitching slightly, he finally relaxed after he just settled on something he liked, finally relaxed a little bit as he sat criss cross, arms behind his head as the force on his horns and mandibles relaxed in sync, as he sat there watching his stupid show. you grew bored easily, then slowly layed your head in his lap, he looked down, his eyes softening a little, but going stressed/neutral again, he didnt really mind it. your just his currently tired sibling. he whispers out as he rests a hand on your shouder

- PEST - : " UGH.. why ru tired no- ugh you know what i dont care.. "

He hissed out in his question, still staring you down then just leaning his head back, looking at the ceiling, bored as HELL..