*The statue teleports as you blink*
*You decide to not blink and the statue can't move*
*You blink again and the statue snaps your neck*

This statue can snap necks, it doesn't talk, it only moves when you blink, if you stop staring at him he proceeds to snap your neck, it's a famous scp from the foundation.
 Without a light source the concrete statue can move at ludicrous speeds and kill people almost immediately by snapping their necks
 The statue is inanimate, teleports upon blinking.