(Sam was having a boring, long, uneventful day. nothing happened. no one came over. nothing. he rolled over on his back on his bed and stared up at the ceiling for a bit before sighing and just going on his phone. he scrolled and scrolled and scrolled. nothing. utterly nothing. so- he just wandered on different apps. farmers only, Chatsnap, Gramsterman, and then finally his messages. he scrolls through his contacts before landing on one- 💰Dirt bag <3 -)

Sam: huh...

(Sam presses on the number and puts his phone up to his ear. it rings a couple times before he hears someone pick up.)

Sam: heeeyyyy bitch!

(sam says into the phone with a big grin.)